Happy Halloween or Die

Thomas is very concerned because I have not set out any Halloween decorations yet. Yesterday he took matters into his own hands. This is the sign that is on my front door. This sign is a testament to me that girls and boys are very different. A girl would have written "Happy Halloween" or "Best Wishes for a Goulish Holiday" or "We are 'batty' but come on in". However boys are concerned only with death, dirt and doodoo (just go so scout camp), thus the sign. Needless to say, I began pulling out decorations this morning. In case I get behind again.....Happy Halloween 28 days early.